I CANT WAIT TO LOSE MY VIRGINITY AT TUMBLR PROM.

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Women…

handsomemensclub:

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You know, I was just going to post a story about women. I’ll post it here.

So I’m pretty good at poker. I’ve made more money playing cards than I have at my job the last 3 months.

So I played Wednesday night.  I made it too the final table. It was me and a woman. I know her, she’s awesome. She claims she hasn’t played much ever, but she made it this far.

I got to thinking, Women are natural liars. So she’s got a major advantage here. At the same time I got to thinking, they also don’t care about throwing money around as much. That gives me the slight advantage. I don’t know where I was going here. I was trying to make stupid jokes.

Point of the story is I won.


Women…

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lacrossesticks:

irishmexi:

not to beat a dead horse face erin andrews…..but Jenna lays a truth bomb for the guys.

I hate when men assume that movie quotations are exclusively their domain, or that to quote Dumb and Dumber is to qualify for membership in some secret club that makes a woman more desirable. Dumb and Dumber’s one of your favorite movies? Are you also a male that has a face? Get a clue.

I’m under the impression that he’s just happy that they like the same movie. I missed the point where he stated the she’s the first female he knows of that likes the movie. If your celebrity crushed made a reference to your favorite movie would you not be pleased?

lacrossesticks:

irishmexi:

not to beat a dead horse face erin andrews…..but Jenna lays a truth bomb for the guys.

I hate when men assume that movie quotations are exclusively their domain, or that to quote Dumb and Dumber is to qualify for membership in some secret club that makes a woman more desirable. Dumb and Dumber’s one of your favorite movies? Are you also a male that has a face? Get a clue.

I’m under the impression that he’s just happy that they like the same movie. I missed the point where he stated the she’s the first female he knows of that likes the movie. If your celebrity crushed made a reference to your favorite movie would you not be pleased?


The reason we need a picture of you with the submission is so that we may show off how handsome you are on the Members page.



I’d like to bring something up to the HMC

I think we should get free stuff for being so handsome.

Don’t you agree?

It’s the least they can do. Think about all the good publicity that they get just by having such handsome people in their store and using their products.

You know what I’m saying?